I can already see many of you reading this rolling your eyes. But guess what.
You can lose weight sitting on your ass.
It’s possible. Continue reading
If you’re like me you likely go back and forth between wanting TV and not wanting TV.
Since I apparently have a huge TV addiction, people that surround me will tell you that TV is the last thing I need.
But here’s the thing,
I’m not the most social person in the world and I really don’t go out too much.
Actually, I was so happy when the grocery deliveries came around because I literally never have to leave home. Continue reading
Let’s talk about food.
My favorite topic really.
If you have one of those kitchens that are open and you can look into your living room while watching tv and working on your computer at the same time, then you likely have my dream home.
I would love to be able to make things like fudge and cookies while watching tv on my pc or the television at the same time that I was making delicious Christmas treats or anytime treats.
I was watching my friend’s daughter the other day and all day long all she watched was My Little Pony.
I had no idea they even had a cartoon of this nature anymore and I was totally surprised at the content in the show that a four year old watches.
The episode I watched had something to do with Crystal Ponies and the Twilight Sparkle Pony (who is the leader).
The whole thing was about teamwork and it was really a good little show.
I question some of the larger words they use (like nemisis) and wonder how much the four year actually gets from it but overall I’m impressed with this little My Little Pony cartoon and wonder if maybe I should watch them more often.
It’s been a long time since I have watched cartoons and I am curious how Continue reading
I’m not usually the murderous type but there are a couple of characters out there, that even rewatching them on You Tube give me the anger of a Titan and the murderous rage of a cat in an enclosed room full of fat overweight mice.
Let’s talk about Gilligan from Gilligan’s island.
Every single stinkin time that the cast was going to get rescued…..along came Gilligan.
To a point, it was everyone else’s fault because he continued to do stupid crap that prevented them from leaving and they continue to allow Gilligan to exist. Continue reading
Alien Life Form or whatever it is called.
I love that I have found the episodes of ALF again.
Because it brings back my childhood.
Alf was one of those shows I watched when I was young and is one thing I remember that wasn’t so bad from my childhood.
As stupid as Alf was, his little loving family show gave me a place to go and learn sarcasm at a young age.
Did you ever wonder what the impact of your life living on the computer and watching tv all the time had on your family?
If you are one of those TV sloth’s, like me, then you might very well have a good idea what I’m talking about.
If I’m not watching TV, I’m on my computer playing those addictive computer games and recently I found that you can gamble just like you do in the casinos with some of those games too!
Did you know you can even gamble on your own weight loss?
Probably not something that I should do since I am morbidly obese and have been so since I can remember but I’m not bragging.
My obesity has been this way for a while now and I have tried to get “on track” but I suppose habits are formed when you are young and frankly, I remember growing up with Kraft Macaroni and maybe some fruit roll ups.
I have tried things like that BeachBody slim in 6 stuff and I made a huge mistake and got the Insanity program.
Let me just tell you. ..there is a reason the word insane is involved with that crazy ass workout.
Don’t get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed watching Shaun T bump and grind on the TV. That man is hot. He’s got a great body, great attitude and he works with hot people.
I like good looking people.
Maybe I’m a little too obsessive about it because I am so out of shape myself, but I would rather watch a workout video and get all hot and bothered from watching the sexy men work out than get off my large rear end and put down my doritos (or whatever the crunchy treat is for the week).
Speaking of crunchy treats….did you ever go through phases of crunchy treat eating?
Sometimes I love me a bag of Doritos and other times, I can’t stand them.
There was a time when I was obsessed with hard sour dough pretzels.
Then I was obsessed with little pretzel sticks and then Auntie Anne’s.
I mean I literally tried every pretzel there was out there.
Hmm. maybe I should be a pretzel reviewer.
At any rate, I eventually stopped eating pretzels.
Then I got on a Hot Tamale kick.
Mike and Ike’s are ok but sometimes you just need cinnamon.
And then other times, while I’m busy watching “Naked and Afraid” I just can’t think of a single treat that works with that show because I spend my time thinking….”What the heck? They’re naked!” and then I think about how crazy of a show it would be if it had people like me on it.
Large Obese women naked and afraid in the jungle.
I could probably survive off of one of my legs if I had to….oh wait…I would need that to walk.
Well…I bet you I could survive if I just had water because there is a lot of energy stored on my haunches and I would likely have a plastic surgeon ready to go on the side when I was done with my 21 days in the wilderness because there would be so much skin flapping in the wind.
I don’t think that obesity means out of shape.
It’s just a BMI number.
STupid BMI numbers.
I don’t know who to be mad at about my weight.
My mother who didn’t show me how to eat properly and create healthy eating habits or my doctor who follows some scale.
I feel good watching tv and playing on my pc.
So why does it matter?
I don’t have a boyfriend (in real life) and I don’t have any kids.
I have a really stupid cat that pukes everywhere but that hardly counts as a companion.
Sorry cat people.
My cat is awesome …except for hairballs.
Well…this is basically just a blog post for me to start rambling.
I really have no plan on this one today because I just wanted to see if I could get a blog up and running.
At the very least it will be entertaining to you people out there who will likely never find me.
I like the risk I take of putting myself out there and never being found.
The WWW is a huge place.
It’s crazy how many bloggers live out in this www paradise and just stay hidden even though we put everything out there for the world to see.
I mean…I’m practically naked with my words on this blog and I’ll give it to you..everything me and I’ll probably be the only one who ever cares.
You can watch television about almost anything and almost anywhere.
Watching tv on your pc is just the start of being able to kick some major tv watching in the years to come.
People are watching tv on their phones, their tablets, in the trian, on the plane and just about anywhere.
Heck, I take my laptop with me and make my friends drive while I watch YouTube videos online….which are sort of like watching TV on a pc…but not 100%
I would really like to see if there was a way I could run around a track and watch tv at the same time while taking in nature.
I’m hugely obese but maybe I wouldn’t be if I could run around a track.
Being an obese tv watcher probably isnt’ anything new for an american like me but whatever.
I was watching some stupid things today on the computer and I have to tell you I had no idea there was a woman with three boobs out there….oh wait..maybe it was some sort of digital thing.
Here’s why I love watching the television while playing on my computer at the same time:
So there you have it.
I figure 10 reasons as to why watching tv while being on my pc is a pretty good way to start this blog.
I plan on just blabbering about a lot of things. Maybe next time I’ll talk about how my but tends to get more acne when I sit long periods of time on my stool rather than chilling laid back on my couch….but that is kind of gross and it’s probably something personal I should keep to myself.
But then again, who is ever going to be reading my obese woman’s guide to watching TV on her PC?
Who knows, we live in a pretty strange world.
I mean just the other day I was in Walmart and I swear a man was checking me out. I know he wasn’t trying to see if I had a lot or money or anything.
I wasn’t crazy looking either.
I had actually showered and put on some jeans and a nice shirt and I was just roaming the toilet paper aisle looking for the best deal (not really roaming but that sounds better than whatever else I could put).
Anyways, I was reading about Angel Soft Vs. Charmin and he kept checking me out. WE did that little look at me, look away, look back at me look away thing a million times and finally I just left because it was weird.
I could feel the heat of his eyes on my bum as I left.
Oh well. I went home to my stupid puking cat and watched TV. Big surprise.